| Zane and His Swollen Eyelid |
I've written before about our crazy amazing dog, Zane.
He is truly a dog that after he was born, God broke the mold.
Seriously.
I can imagine Him grabbing the mold, throwing it out over a very puffy cloud bank, and then looking at Saint Peter and Saint Francis and saying, "now that's going to be one heck of a dog."
The mold wasn't broken because Zane isn't a good natured dog.
He is an extremely loving, very devoted, yet extremely stubborn dog.
Seriously, there aren't many people who could the daily grind with him. However, Sir Stubborn is a great fit for our crazy clan and he fits right on in.
After all, God broke the molds for us, too after we were born.
Well, not mine, of course.
Only Zane:
1. Can bend the metal on his crate with his nose. Honest. It's bent upwards from his nose and paws working at the brace at the bottom of the kennel. He started this trick many months ago. We bend it down. He bends it right back up so he has enough room to sleep with his paws through the bottom.
2. Can chew a tiny, teeny hole in a "indestructible" very expensive dog toy and then work the stuffing out of the pin point sized hole.
3. Can jump over the back seat and then sit like he was suppose to be in the middle seat next to LD and gives you a look like he is a neglected little guy. Don't fall prey to those eyes. He's good at flashing the "I'm so sad....I just love you."
4. Can take the bark off a stick. Nibble. By Nibble. By Nibble. Seriously, he whittles his sticks.
5. Can love his food one day and then decide that it just doesn't seem to be what he wants to eat for the next day.
6. Can escape out of the gates placed to keep him out of trouble upstairs, sneak himself upstairs in stealth mode, and return with a "treasure" out of the kids' rooms.
7. Can have an ant bite him on the tongue. Said ant dies. Still firmly attached to his tongue. At the very tip of his tongue. So when he pants...the dead black ant moves like it is stuck in a wind storm.
8. Can be playing fetch and run back to me with his ball in his mouth, nubby wagging, and have an enormous swollen eyelid. Seriously...in a spit second he was stung on the eyelid?
Only Zane...There can be Only One.Thankfully,he's allours.






