Monday, April 18, 2011

Dear Diva's Employer

 Dear President of Juilliard,

It is my pleasure to write to this letter of recommendation for my three year old LD.  She is quite versed in dramatics, dance, and singing.  She would make the perfect candidate to take over as your Drama Department Head.  You could get no other personality quite so fitted to this role:

1.  Easily transitions her emotions to fit her situation.

2.  Maintains correct posture complete with standing on her tippy toes as she walks.

3.  Adores to hear herself talk over others.

4.  Enjoys being the center of attention.  When she does not desire to be she will allow her emotions to dictate (see point 1).

5.  Creates a set and story wherever she goes.

6.  Unafraid to make a big entrance and depart with as large of one as she entered in with.

7.  Loves to make people laugh.

8.  Emotes a wide variety of facial expressions with ease.

9.  Loves to dress up and dance.

10.  Multi-faceted and determined.

She will be a fantastic fit to your school.  No doubt, drama students will learn a great deal from her.  Although very busy with starring in Broadway shows, she will be ready to take a break after her long run starring as the Diva in Diva and the Beast.

Respectfully,
Her Mommy

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I clearly hear her voice....

"My name not 'Claire!!!'.... My name,'DIVA!'"

If ever there were a child after her momma's heart, this is she!

If I squint ever so slightly, I see her duplicate.... in MY house... with the same personality, look, and attitude...

She is sure to go far, just like her female parental unit!

Love to the TWO divas of the house...

From the diva of this house... who sends her great love...

Mom/Grandma